This report is not a joke, it is designed as entertainment as the rest of this site is. It is an actual literary document containing what most would interpret as a radical perspective and analysis of the 9/11 tragedy in an honest attempt to offer an rationalization other that the one created by our government other than the one that they have created. The idea is that our government is incapable of objectively investigating themselves as many of them might be to blame for what happened.

The ideas in this report are widely divergent from the mainstream are offered here in the belief that the reason why it would be important for us to fight terror is to protect our freedom…and that freedom should not simply mean the freedom to go to a shopping mall or to change the channel on the TV, it should mean that we have the right…even the obligation to seek truth and discuss possibilities. That is what our founders fought for that is why we continue to fight, die and sacrifice to maintain this country…the American Dream was once to be free from oppression based on our beliefs, not to be able to own a house in the suburbs.

So enter at your own risk…simply clicking however might be enough to kick Echelon in at the N.S.A. to track all of your communications.

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