FLABBY MEETS HIS IDOL
AND ROLE MODEL –
THE FAT ELVIS
FLABBY DURING HIS STINT
IN 1976 AS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CHARLIE'S ANGELS
FLAB-BABY SEEN HERE IN
THE ARMS OF HIS WET NURSE THE BLACK QUEEN ELIZABETH
FLABBY WITH HIS FIRST WIFE THE “COOCHIE, COOCHIE” GAL CHARO
FLABBY HANGS WITH HIS SPIRITUAL GURU ROCK LEGEND, ENVIRONMENTALIST AND ACTOR JOHN DENVER
 ALWAYS ON THE AVANT GARDE TIP FLABBY MAKES THE SCENE WITH SURREALIST RECLUSE SALVADOR DALI
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The term “Get Flabby” has come to mean more than just the title of the 70's documentary on the minimalist renegade faction of Momenchantz of transgendered ballet dancing midgets who huffed gasoline and model glue before every performance. No…in fact at some point within the next 16 years or so, the term “Get Flabby” might become more closely associated with the rag tag bunch of iconoclastic creative co-conspirators yearning to express themselves freely on the Flabby Hoffman show, website or wish to have their feet on the upcoming Flabby Foot Fetish Calendar 2005 tentatively slated to be called “Feet Don't Fail Me Now.” Here is a place where you can plug in to the effort to express the inexpressible. If you want, you can sign up for the weekly Flabby newsletter with upcoming Flabby events, open call production and audition needs (as well as a little wackiness and home improvement advice). Or if you have a comment, a query, an unresolved problem that you would like some friendly advice about, need some consultation from our insane hippie accountant, or otherwise talked down from the metaphorical ledge from a personal situation riddled with indifference and/or calamity; there is a reasonable amount of assurance that you can be accommodated with the appropriate instructions to find the road to solace here on this page. This is also the current home of Mr. Lizard the Wizard and so if you get really stuck with some bad Ju Ju, Mr. Lizard insists that if you say the words “Drizzle Drazzle Druzzle Drome…time for this one to come home” your problems will magically disappear into the ether.
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Basic information and contact:
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Advice for the clinically dysfunctional and the nerds who love them:
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To book Flabby for a live gig, promotional appearance or cameo appearance for your live event:
bookings@flabbyhoffman.com
For personal comment, request, confirmation of conspiracy theories, surrogate sperm donation or vital organ donation from Flabby himself:
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To make pudding with Flabby and/or set up an impromptu peeping tom viewing station above his bathroom window:
theinvincibleroastmaster@flabbyhoffman.com (just kidding…this address wont work for anything more than wasting your time if you happen to be a jerk!)
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3540 N. Southport , 294
Chicago , IL 60657
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