WHICH ITEM DO YOU THINK IS TRUE:

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE:

MCDONALDS ACTUALLY PUTS A SMALL AMOUNT OF BEEF IN THEIR HAMBURGERS
LAURA BUSH IS NOT ON HEAVY MOOD ALTERING NARCOTICS
LAST YEAR I WON THE IDITEROD SLED RACE USING ONLY DOGS THAT HAVE APPEARED IN AIR BUD MOVIES

DAWN OF THE DEAD IS:

A HORROR MOVIE
THE NEW NAME FOR THE CBS MORNING SHOW
WHAT 19,000 IRAQIS CALL THE AMERICAN ARMY

THE FIRST AMERICAN COLONIST KILLED IN THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION WAS DISTIGUISHED HOW

HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO BEAT JOE DIMAGGIOS CONSECUTIVE GAME HITTING STREAK
HE WAS A BLACK MAN
HE INVENTED THE CHILD PROOF CAP

IF SOMEONE MADE A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD IT BE…

A COMEDY
A TRAGEDY
A GRADE SCHOOL FILM STRIP ON THE LIFE CYCLE OF SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS

WHICH DO YOU THINK WAS THE WORST CRIME EVER COMMITTED BY AN AMERICAN:

WATERGATE
IRAN-CONTRA
THE TV SERIES JOE MILLIONAIRE

MARTHA STEWART SINCE HER CONVICTION HAS DONE WHAT:

SHE FASHIONED A ROPE INTO A NUCE MADE OUT OF APPLE BUTTER AND EGG CRATES.
SHE'S PERFECTING WAYS ON HOW TO MAKE A SHIV OUT OF TOENAIL CLIPPINGS AND NAVEL LINT
I DON'T KNOW

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS TRUE:

66% OF THE PEOPLE IN PRISON RIGHT NOW ARE IN ON DRUG CHARGES
SCIENTISTS HAVE TAUGHT THE COMMON PORPOISE HOW TO DO SIGN LANGUAGE
10 SECONDS AGO I SOILED MY ADULT PROTECTIVE UNDERGARMENT

GLOBAL WARMING IS:

A GRADUAL RISING OF THE EARTHS TERMPERATURE WHICH IF LEFT UNCHECKED COULD DESTROY THE PLANET
IT'S THE NAME OF THE MICROWAVE SETTING YOU USE TO DEFROST A GLOBE
IT'S A DESERT TOPPING AND A FLOOR WAX

THE BROWN DERBY IS:

A FAMOUS RESTAURANT WHERE THE STARS USED TO HANG OUT IN HOLLYWOOD
IT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT ANNUAL RACE IN THE OLD NEGRO HORSE RACING LEAGUE
ITS AN AFFECTIONATE TERM THAT MY CABANA BOY USES BEFORE I WIPE MYSELF

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

AN EVER INCREASING PROFIT MARGIN
ANONYMOUS SPORT SEX AND LOTS OF IT
IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF BEING A RESIDENT OF DETROIT

WHICH OF THESE IS ONE OF THE AMENDMENTS IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS

THE RIGHT TO FREE PEACH
THE RIGHT TO KILL PEOPLE WHO DRIVE SLOW IN THE LEFT LANE
THE RIGHT TO GET LAID BY TRANNY HOOKERS
LOOK THEM UP YOURSELF…I'M NOT AN ENCYCLOPAEDIA

WHAT ARE THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE PRODUCTION STYLE OF PHIL SPECTORS LEGENDARY “WALL OF SOUND” TECHNIQUE AND THE LIES SPUN BY THE BUSH REGIME IN THE BUILD UP TO THE IRAQ WAR

BOTH MADE GOOD USE OUT OF BIG EMPTY SPACES
ONE USED THE TALENTS OF THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS
THE OTHER USED THE TALENTS OF THE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS
BOTH USED FABRICATIONS REGARDING YELLOW CAKE URANIUM

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS YOU ARE “DOWN WITH THE SWIRL” THEY PROBABLY MEAN THAT…

YOU HAVE A FONDNESS FOR INTERACIAL SEX
YOU WORK AT A FROZEN YOGURT SHOP
YOU HAVE A FONDNESS FOR HAVING SEX WITH FROZEN YOGURT

WAS THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN 2000 A RIGHT WING COUP-DE-TAT PERPETRATED BY A U.S. SHADOW GOVERNMENT LED BY BUSH SENIOR AND ELEMENTS OF THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL?

YOU FORGOT THE TRILATERAL COMMISION, THE ILLUMINATI AND THE FREEMASONS
YOU FORGOT THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX, THE LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS AND THE COSA NOSTRA
YES